This morning we went for a walk!
“So you went for a morning walk? Big deal. Why are you making such a fuss about it? Don’t you go for walks everyday?”
Oh yes. Cameo and I go for our walks together everyday. But it was different this morning, because you know who came with us. That’s something truly new. There isn’t any special reason…not that I mind her coming along with us, but she slows us down (By the way, her opinion about this isn’t that different from mine – she too thinks that I slow her down!)
I know that you see a contradiction here. Don’t worry my friend, this contradiction could easily be explained through the concept of perception…the fact is that I like to stop and sniff at pee-mails left on the trees, poles, and car tires; while she likes to stop and admire flowers, birds, and squirrels! When I stop, she thinks that I am slowing them down; and when she stops, I feel that she’s slowing us down. I hope that explains the contradiction!
What were we talking about…Oh yes, our morning walk! Other than Ms. Snooty-face accompanying us, there was another incident that gave me material for this quick post. If you knew anything about the canine population around this place, you won’t believe it. The fact is that I saw a…TERRIER!
A real Terrier, complete with beard and wires! I saw one. I saw a really real Terrier who was going for his morning walk. (Or her…sorry, couldn’t confirm…it’s really difficult to say with all those wires and asking a question to that effect, could have been considered impolite by the human accompanying the Terrier.) If you ask me, I think that the Terrier was quite good-looking; but I am writing this post to tell you about Mercury’s opinion! Let me faithfully recount her conversation with Cameo (yours truly was royally ignored.)
Mercury: That’s a Terrier.
Cameo: Right…looks a bit like Oorvi’s friend Dewey.
Mercury: I wonder what kind of Terrier he is? Umm…let me see. He’s got the pattern and the wires of a Wire Fox Terrier; but his white is reddish, so he may have some Lakeland Terrier blood in him, and…he is considerably taller than either Dewey or Toby; so he must be related to Airedales!
(Notice her propensity to talk about the dog as “he”…and I assure you that the closest that we came to the Terrier was about 10 feet, and there was absolutely no way for them to find out…not with their malfunctioning noses!)
Cameo: Well!
Mercury: …So we can probably call him a Wire Lake Dale Terrier!
Cameo: I’ve got a better idea…let’s call him a Dog!
The look on Ms. Snooty-face’s jug was worth a dozen bones! She “harrumphed” and she kicked a couple of innocent pebbles to tell us that our canine-knowledge was someplace below the mark! But the fact was that she was feeling stupid about missing the most important point!
The Terrier looked at Cameo (all dogs look at Cameo) and he’d have come and shook paws with him, had it not been for another snob (human of course, dogs are never snobs) who pulled him away…for Cameo, a dog is a dog, and this is why we all love him…and for dogs…well, we think Cameo is a canine pack-leader! I think Mercury needs to learn a few things about dogs from Cameo; but before she is actually ready for advanced learning – she’s got to get her fundamentals right.
“A Dog is a Dog!”



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What a pleasant surprise on your morning walk. Pity the terrier had a snobby human. We’ve encountered one or two before too.
Hi Oorvi! Congratulations – you won a medal in the Pawlimpics today! Come check it out!
Our mom wouldn’t have been snootie if it would have been us that you ran into, Oorvi! We wish we could meet you in person!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Too bad you couldn’t get closer and talk. You might have made a new friend.
love & wags,
River
Hi Oorvi! Congratulations.I knew your work is paper round.
Gee Oorvi…
Ya shoulda gone a bit closer fer a little sniff….snuck one in before the snootie terrier owner coulda said “no”….ya gotta get some street smarts if yer gonna find out stuff they don’t want ya ta know….. Aw, but a terrier…’n one that is maybe an Airedale/foxy mix…..wonderful…we’re not stuck-up….no siree…come check us out anytime…
Oh just had ta tell ya the flower is fine…a pretty little delicate lookin’ flower…..soothin’ ta the eyes…..whatever ya do don’t bring back the dragon lookin’ chameleon…that gut was scary and so was the guard bird ( he reminded me of Hitler)…..Alfred Hitchcock woulda signed those guys up fer a movie contract in no time flat….
Just checked out the Pawlimpics event fer taday….ya got a bronze, Oorvi….yer first medal….great job…..fetchin’ the newspaper….we have Gram and Pap trained ta do that here…..hope ya get an extra special treat fer yer good work….congratulations from the Pittsburgh terriers….and thank Cameo fer finally gettin’ some good pictures of ya ta send in…..nice photography, Cameo……
Dewey Dewster here…..
Hi Oorvi
We don’t undewstand why some hoomans awe so snobby and weiwd..sometimes I want to go say hello to someone and theiw doggie wants to say hello too, and the hooman pulls them away..stwange..
anyway..it’s weally nice to meet you..pleez put mowe pictoowes of you up..you look like such a bootiful doggie
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Wowser — you met a terrier that kind of looked like us, but then didn’t — and you so cleverly pieced us all together into the very model of a model terrier gentleman. We wish you could have stopped and had a conversation — it would have proved quite interesting because we ALWAYS have a lot to say!!!!
In reading a few of your recent posts, we realized that our mom has been doing us a disservice by not remembering to stop and visit your blog more often. Not only are you GORGEOUS (yes!!!), but so elegant in your thinking that we’ve been missing a lot (especially here in the US, where our minds are being tortured by post-election punditry — which we do believe, by the way, is of Hindu origin)!!!
Please tell Cameo (and Mercury) that our Dogdad and Mom always share in the kitchen and other household activities (and, of course, we help them)!
Wirey (terrier) woofs
Jake and Just Harry